I can understand the appeal of feeling safe, especially when you sleep. I, for one, can see the Quantum Sleeperprotecting me from being mercilessly tickled by the Mad Bikini Blogger in the middle of the night. (Except that since I sleep with her, I'd be imprisoned with the Mad Tickly Bikini Blogger person)Ben notes that in a fire, you'd bake nicely.I'm thinking that it may very well be more of a coffin than a small safe room
Here's some ad copy:
"Why buy both a bed *and* a coffin? With the new Quantum Sleeper, you can do both at the same time! Sleep like the dead, and still be alive! Dead tired? No problem! From Cradle to Grave without even bothering to get up! Quantum Sleeper, designed for both upstairs and 'downstairs'. You'll be dead set on getting one!"